Tapwater, 45

Without me, you're only you I am itchy, dreamy, and antisocial. I am confident, alert, and outgoing.

I am the cat that snuggles your leg and runs when you reach for it.

The news depresses me. What is hip? Who is dead? I don't care.

I cannot be what I am not. I can't get no satisfaction.

I love cheese.

Technology will kill or save me one day.

Quotes from a horror movie: "Dog will hunt." & "Music is my life!"

I am a registered voter. I am invincible.

I have, in my lifetime, looked for love in all the wrong places. For instance, my backyard. Needless to say it wasn't there.

I don't know who I am. I know who I am not and I am not done.

Who I'd like to meet:

She is dissatisfied. She has a world to conquer.

She has fewer than 150 pairs of shoes.

She will tell me when I'm wrong.*

She will not sleep with me until she is ready.

She will not beat her children.*

She is not obsessed with Facebook or her cellular telephone.

She bathes at least 4 times a week.*

She smells nice.

Her mother loves me.

I do not own her. She has no curfew.

She loves cheese.**

She has read books that she was not required to.

She is there when I need her.

She is never done and knows when to stop.